True Love

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.."....."Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. "I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some asshole using my stuff..." She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"