A man takes his wife to the cattle market. They come up to a bull, and his sign says, “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year; you could learn from him.”
They proceed to the next bull, and his sign says, “This bull mated 65 times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “This one mated 65 times last year. That’s over five times a month! You could learn from this one, also.”
They proceed to the last bull, and his sign says, “This bull mated 365 times last year.” The wife’s mouth drops open, and she says, “WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That’s once a day! You could really learn from this one.”
The man turns to his wife and says, “I’ll bet it wasn’t 365 times with the same cow.”
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