Five Rules to a Happy Married Life

It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

It’s very, very important that these four women never meet one another.